Okay today has been a quiet day, and mostly quite uneventful... yet 2 hours ago I put on a movie with my Lois Lane, this movie was named, The Last Supper, if your thinking jesus you can stop right there, no this movie is about a group of grad students just offing people during dinner if they dont agree with their politics.. hmmmmm, not only that, they then proceed to bury these dinner guests under tomatoe plants in the back yard,,,,
Now there was plenty I had a problem with in this movie (which strangly enough wasn't that bad) but my main main problem, is the fact these kids (which is what they are) get away with 12 murders including a fkin cop and the tomatoe plants are not covering up the buried plots, no no no, they lay the dead bodies on the grass and cover with dirt, so there eventually are 11 body sized lumps with tomatoe plants on top of them, its like sooooooo obvious!
Anyway...I just can't talk about it anymore, it almost fked my head up as much Teeth.. has anyone seen that fkin movie??? If not, watch it then go on my friend Jack Napier's blog, no one can describe it better than that man!!!!
Isn't Micheal Jackson one of the greatest musicians that has ever lived? Isn't The Matrix one of the most superb movies ever made? Do my friends really like me?, Why does not everyone love Depeche Mode as do I?,
My new favourite snack is currently Tuna soaked in vinegar and mayo with chunks of raw onion...... dunno why, just recently thats all I want! My hair last week was long and black, my hair 5 days ago was short bobbed and red, its now short bobbed and black, within two weeks I got very restless and didnt know what I wanted then I thought ooooh, if its wet and back it will be Trinity style and if its down and dry it will be Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction style lol.... I need more mental help, I am gonna learn martial arts.
Lois Lane is sat next to me eating grapes, she is eating this one perticular grape like an apple and has been at it for almost 10 minutes I am impressed, she looks like a little squirell nibbling on nuts,,,, which reminds me speaking of nuts.... Jack Napier has advertised many many times now that he has balls as nig as Ireland (which he also says in an irish accent when saying it)..... what a man, what a man, what a man, what a might good man!!!! lmao.
Oh god, HK IS DRUNK!! Again,,,,,, he just phoned me, anyway so Lois Lane is now sat next to me balancing grapes on her tongue while sticking her tongue out at me,,,, in any 70's porn flick this would have been hot stuff, but currently not now, she just looks a little strange. heheh cute and adorable, but strange still,
Jean Claude Anderson is now dancing to Michael Jackson, thats cool, anyone that dances to MJ is good in my book, and he dances quite well too but I can not tell him that or his head will surely explode,,,,, lol... "I love me who do you love?" .... wouldn't change him for anything though,,, after all he likes Michael Jackson and many other awesome things too.
Ooooooh, CSI is on, Would I be a bad person if I didn't go home to would could potentially a fkin disaster, ?? I have not been home in 3 dats and today was actually looking forward to it,,,, but Oh I dunno, alcohol can change a soul, and it aint me that's drinking!
I want to watch Demolition man lol.... dunno were that came from! I think it's time I learned norewgian properly,,,, reading and wring it now just aint good for me anymore, I owe to my friends too I think,
OKAY dont like to smoke and type at the same time, so I am gonna smoke now and watch Jean Claude play Watchmen lol
By the way Michael Jackson's version of Come Together shits all over The Beatles version (and I love them too)...... Michael Jackson is just god! Everyone agree with me NOW!
Toodlepip.
Tuesday, 10 March 2009
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i do nooot eat them like that!! or mabe i doo..... dont tell any one!
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