When does enough become enough?

The title of this means nothing, I am just bored and want to write, jesus christ the past few days ahve been weird and surreal and manic, I have been weird, surreal and manic lol. You start to see many people in different ways both good and bad, you can start to miss people for all the wrong reasons and yet resent others for all the right reasons. I have people in my life, both some I want in it and others that could easily be forgotten without tears. Faith is easily lost and gained so fast these days. At one point do you realise that there is more but yet nothing can be said? What does that even mean? I have no idea what I am talking about and I am not even smoking anything lol.
My head is up my own arse recently. Ever been were you have no idea what your looking for and then you find it and its within your grasp yet is also untouchable? Oh my me!
Been spending a lot a lot a lot of time with Lois Lane lately, I love her so much, she is irreplaceable (or however its spelt)... I could never imagine her not being there, I love laughing with her. Her smile is infectious.
Had a dream about Jean Claude Anderson the other day, dreamt that he told me he loved me and then told me he was dying all in the same sentance,,,, I woke up so angry at hima nd had no idea why till later on in the day and then it came to me and I remembered, I actually apologised to him, and then shouted at him for keeping "his dying" from me lol....... lucky for me he understood me craziness and laughed.
My home life is still unsatisfying but getting better, hey I aint complaining though, thats life, who's home life is satisfying?? Haha. Been watching a lot of movies recently, old movies, its been fantabulous,,,
Also I know of this person who has the reputation of being real smart and intelligent, well I recently learned that everything she says are other peoples works and words, and maybe only 10% are her own thoughts,,, this annoys me so badly, why do people nowadays feel the need to do things like this just to impress people,,,, its not clever and when they are found out if anything its just fucking embaressing.
Jean Claude is playing some fighting game now, its pretty cool to watch actually, I like to see him do these things, he is pretty cool and I am so proud of the person he is, I am proud to let everyone know he is my friend, Lois Lane is also on her laptop now, she is so cute, just sat there, typing and reading, twiddling her haor in her fingers, and of course Jack Napier is playing awesome mixes of music keeping us all entertained while he is also on his pc......
Thats what I love about these people, we are all on our pc's doing our own thing, not having the need to talk about crap to eachother just to break silences,,, its just comfortable, I almost ask myself, what did I do to deserve these guys in my life, they have improved it in so many ways and will never know exactly how much.
I am going to watch Superman the series now, to rid myself of the dirtyness that the new movie Superman Returns made me feel,,,,, I am sorry Jean Claude but I still truly believe it sucked donkey dick, but you did change my mind on Daniel Craig hehehehe.
Goodnight and Big Balls.
Toodlepip

Hmmmmm

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What's happening to the english language?

Okay, so after all this time, I was finally suckered into this Facebook. ....... now stick with me on this because I may start to ramble through annoyance.
I get that people are not always good at spelling, I am one of them, I get that sometimes not everyone's grammar is perfect, again I am one of them.
To a degree I can understand why this text slang milarky came about. BUT what I dont get is my 17 almost 18 year old brother sent me this message on facebook:

Hey sis U no I carnt speek Norwegan, U av 2 tork english.

Now, Kids can be kids, but this completley took me off guard, I was utterly shocked,,, so I check out my kids page and it became quite clear what was happening.... all his "friends and family" aged 15-40 all spoke the fucking same!!

This next passage is one of the replies to my Sean off a girlfriend of his:

sean im nt gunna find n e one that quick! haa its only bin a day.. im nt like you.. oj :D x n nooo we fell out i sed sorry but hes bein a mard arse x n wtf did u walk in and out ov the LRC this mornin
Awwww Im Thee One x Yhoo Two I Dintt Wanna Say Incase It Was Cheeseyy But Now Ive Seen It Im Like Awwwww I Loveee Youuuu.

Now this is so fkin frustrating because I sent him a private email asking him, to please send me a message and prove to me he can spell becasue I was highly dissapointed, I needed to know he was not just being fashionable so to speak. He emailed me back and it was perfectly good english. So my question is why is the "youth" of today not satisfied with the text slang, why have they taken it upon themselves to completley change the spelling of a word and not just abriviate it which to a point was acceptable,,,, it, night has become nytte..... its fkin annoying,,,, these people have had the same schooling as me, and I like to think I use the english language well and to it's full capacity.
Aaaaaaaghhh! I have norwegian friends who speak and write better english than the english..... and although thats great for me because I live in Norge, it still sucks donkey dick for the rest of the english. Thankyou
Toodlepip

Fuck everyone fucking about with classics!

Okay an hour as passed since my recent rant,,,,, I was just about calming down, smoking a smoke and being happy and laughing again in what is a possibly a good happy life, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I come back from the store, feeling giddy and happy and my good friend Jean Claude tells me some news,,,,, They are remaking, yes remaking, no rereleasing, but re-fkin-making IT, stephen king's IT.... why, why, why ...
there is no need, if you remake that, then you have to remake, tommyknockers, dreamcatcher, needful things, sleepwalkers and all the others,,,, which is what some poor I wanna be a hollywood film maker is doing,,,, "I have a dream, to fuck about with everyone else's work" WELL DON'T!!
Let it be, Okay so IT had a terrible ending and nothing like the book, but thats almost become a trademark for King's movies, they are shit, cheesy acting not 100% but they are classics.....
Leave them alone,,,,,
Toodlepip

What the fk is happening to the movie industry??

Okay I am utterly pissed off, completley!!! I don't even know where to start here, I was incredibly insulted and let down when I found out that Will fkin Smith was remaking The Karate Kid.... not only that but casting his son, (nice way to break into show business eh?).... Why would anyone want to remake cheesy classics such as that is beyond me, I can to a point understand why movies that were never given the budget or the special effects capacity years ago are remade, I mean, imagine knowing a film from the 70's could be so much better for the "fans" if the technology we had today was used... so in that asspect I can clearly understand. BUT not when it comes to remaking a film thats less than 20 years old, that has neither special affects or anything like that, what on earth could be remade in The Karate Kid,,, what could be improved (apart from the typical cheesy 80's script, which is why we love it)?? Absolutely nothing could be improved, there is just no justification as in why this movie is being remade,,,,,,
So I forgot about this and moved on with my life, looking forward to better things in my life like my Michael Jackson concert, my new friends, Jean Claude Anderson, Jack Napier and Lois Lane,,,,,,, do not let my frustration about the whole Karate Kid thing get to me......
Well I tried and life was good, I tried.......... but this morning, to my disbelief I read some devastating news... another film is about to be remade,,,,, this movie is less than 15 years old..... its a normal film, (crappy in some eyes but by the by still a normal movie)....
The Bodyguard!!!!!!!!
Where is the achievment and satisfaction to remake a movie like that I thought, then I carried on reading, and more was explained, things began to make sense,,,
The one hit wonder , ten minute star that in 5 years will be forgotton silly little girl Rhianna is to be cast as the main role..... Well of course she is, she would have been my first choice too,,, after all she has been into the acting business for never! But she says she has always wanted to do movies, for fuck sake find me someone who wouldn't like that.... she is a nobody.... and the film does'nt need remaking anyway, this is the music manager/producer/publicists way of making her now seen as a serious entertainer.... WHAT-FUCKIN-EVER!!!!
Which gets me started on why do kids these days try and break into the music industry by proving their so called talents by doing a COMPLETE replica of someone elses song???
No people dont get me wrong, I find cover versions completley entertaining and enjoy many of them, when the people doing the cover have put there own stamp on it and made it their own, ie the bands that succsefully do this are Pet Shop Boys, Marilyn Manson,,,,, thats ok!! But not when a complete and utter fkin replica is brought out of a song thats 2-10 years old.... whats the point, what are you proving, is that not just gloryfied fkin kareoke??? I could do that and I am tone deaf! I cant sing for shit, but if thats all it takes nowadays to break into that entertaining field, I am going to remake something like The Matrix (becasue that doesn't need remaking but what the hell?) and come out with a hit version of Dont'cha? By the pussycat dolls, and of course its going to be exactly the fookin same, even the video is going to be a tribute to them by replicating that too becasue thats what gets you to number one apparently!! people will love it becasue after all the original hasn't been heard in almost 4 month!! whoa, how do we manage?

fuck and I have just been told now about friday the fkin 12th,.... i mean where is the imagination,,,,,, what the fuck is going on lmao!!! Now thats just a joke, but the principles of my complaint still stand.
So if you want to be a movie writer or musician or song writer or anything like that, remember the reason you wanted it, remember who inspired you,,,, do not think,,, ooh I have a favourite fkin movie I will remake it, or do not think hey in 2006 that song was ace, I will do my own fkin copy,,,,, its lack of talent, imagination, creativity!! So fkin pack it in and be original!!
Toodlepip

All good things come to those who wait....

I finally finally finally have it!!!! Like Charlie I got me a golden ticket,,,,, I am going to see Michael Jackson!!! 24 hours of lining up for tickets, no sleep and complete anxiousness,,,, but all was worth it,,,, the conformation came through and I now own 2 thats TWO tickets to see the king of pop... and I am ecstatic!
Cool country to live in, excellent awesome friends and michael jackson, oooh oooh ooh and Drammen now sells salt n' vinegar crisps!.. Could life be any better???
toodlepip

A perfect description..

Ambivalence suggests strong feelings... in opposition. The prefix, as in "ambidextrous," means "both." The rest of it, in Latin, means "vigor." The word suggests that I am torn... between two opposing courses of action. It's the perfect word I think- for me!You know, there's too many buttons in the world. There's too many buttons and they're just- There's way too many just begging to be pressed,they're just begging to be pressed,you know? They're just - they're just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn't anyone ever press mine? Why will no one ever tell me the fkin truth.... why am I always the fucking bad guy.?

Whatever....

Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. You hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside. When you don't want to feel, death can seem like a dream. But seeing death, really seeing it, makes dreaming about it fucking ridiculous. Maybe, there's a moment growing up when something peels back... Maybe, maybe, we look for secrets because we can't believe our minds...
How am I supposed to recover when I don't even understand my disease?
Well that's what ther-rape-me's all about. That's why fuckin' Freud's picture's on every shrink's wall. He created a fuckin' industry. You lie down, you confess your secrets and you're saved. Ca-ching! Borderline Personality Disorder. An instability of self-image, relationships and mood... uncertain about goals, impulsive in activities that are self-damaging, such as casual sex. Social contrariness and a generally pessimistic attitude are often observed.
Constantly playing Betty Crocker and cut up like a god damn Virginia ham.
Is this what it's all about?

Very random comments being wrote as I am thinking them hahahaha.

Okay today has been a quiet day, and mostly quite uneventful... yet 2 hours ago I put on a movie with my Lois Lane, this movie was named, The Last Supper, if your thinking jesus you can stop right there, no this movie is about a group of grad students just offing people during dinner if they dont agree with their politics.. hmmmmm, not only that, they then proceed to bury these dinner guests under tomatoe plants in the back yard,,,,

Now there was plenty I had a problem with in this movie (which strangly enough wasn't that bad) but my main main problem, is the fact these kids (which is what they are) get away with 12 murders including a fkin cop and the tomatoe plants are not covering up the buried plots, no no no, they lay the dead bodies on the grass and cover with dirt, so there eventually are 11 body sized lumps with tomatoe plants on top of them, its like sooooooo obvious!

Anyway...I just can't talk about it anymore, it almost fked my head up as much Teeth.. has anyone seen that fkin movie??? If not, watch it then go on my friend Jack Napier's blog, no one can describe it better than that man!!!!

Isn't Micheal Jackson one of the greatest musicians that has ever lived? Isn't The Matrix one of the most superb movies ever made? Do my friends really like me?, Why does not everyone love Depeche Mode as do I?,

My new favourite snack is currently Tuna soaked in vinegar and mayo with chunks of raw onion...... dunno why, just recently thats all I want! My hair last week was long and black, my hair 5 days ago was short bobbed and red, its now short bobbed and black, within two weeks I got very restless and didnt know what I wanted then I thought ooooh, if its wet and back it will be Trinity style and if its down and dry it will be Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction style lol.... I need more mental help, I am gonna learn martial arts.

Lois Lane is sat next to me eating grapes, she is eating this one perticular grape like an apple and has been at it for almost 10 minutes I am impressed, she looks like a little squirell nibbling on nuts,,,, which reminds me speaking of nuts.... Jack Napier has advertised many many times now that he has balls as nig as Ireland (which he also says in an irish accent when saying it)..... what a man, what a man, what a man, what a might good man!!!! lmao.

Oh god, HK IS DRUNK!! Again,,,,,, he just phoned me, anyway so Lois Lane is now sat next to me balancing grapes on her tongue while sticking her tongue out at me,,,, in any 70's porn flick this would have been hot stuff, but currently not now, she just looks a little strange. heheh cute and adorable, but strange still,



Jean Claude Anderson is now dancing to Michael Jackson, thats cool, anyone that dances to MJ is good in my book, and he dances quite well too but I can not tell him that or his head will surely explode,,,,, lol... "I love me who do you love?" .... wouldn't change him for anything though,,, after all he likes Michael Jackson and many other awesome things too.

Ooooooh, CSI is on, Would I be a bad person if I didn't go home to would could potentially a fkin disaster, ?? I have not been home in 3 dats and today was actually looking forward to it,,,, but Oh I dunno, alcohol can change a soul, and it aint me that's drinking!

I want to watch Demolition man lol.... dunno were that came from! I think it's time I learned norewgian properly,,,, reading and wring it now just aint good for me anymore, I owe to my friends too I think,
OKAY dont like to smoke and type at the same time, so I am gonna smoke now and watch Jean Claude play Watchmen lol
By the way Michael Jackson's version of Come Together shits all over The Beatles version (and I love them too)...... Michael Jackson is just god! Everyone agree with me NOW!
Toodlepip.

Oh how things can change...

Greetings and Salutations.....Well well well, I finally gave into all this blogging that I hear the peeps are doing, hahaha, even signed up to stalkerbook, (sorry facebook), and the reason for this is because I have opinions that both matter and don't matter and I like to air them out and pretend people are listning. That and all my new found friends do it, lol....Okay here goes listen to this....In two years I have moved from the UK to Norway, broke my foot, fractured my skull, broke my nose, gone blind, recieved sight back then gone blind again only to get the sight back in one eye color blind, been diagnosed with a Neurological disease, been admitted into hospital with problems with my gall bladder which in 8 weeks I have to have surgery, and then to top it all off, diagnosed with severe manic depression and put on even more medication, (remember all this is in 2 years.. thats 24 month people)..... So medically things were not going great, me and HK have been having a little bit of a rough time to say it politly and of course the thought of just packing my shit and leaving has been there a lot, well, just over a month ago I was introduced to a smashing guy, we will call him Jean Claude Anderson heehee, and through him I was introduced to some more great folks, let's call them, Jack Napier, Lois Lane and Matt Murdock, not forgetting the wonderful Clark Kent,,,, (no I dont really know superheros but they are superheros to me, so its very fitting).... So I became very good friends very quickly with Jean Claude and then before knwoing it felt part of the clan/click/group/family whatever you want to call it very easily and very fast. Spent almost 2 weeks away from home and stayed at Jean Claude's... it's exactly what I needed... these guys made me realise I do want to be in Norway no matter what I was thinking before. So I am staying, they are helping me settle finally after 2 years because I now feel, I have a job, a boyfriend and a great fantastic wonderful awesome group of friends,,,, Jean Claude, Lois Lane and Jack Napier are irreplacable to me now, and I could never imagine them never not being there.
So in two years mainly the last six month I have gone through so much medically, 3 breakdowns mentally (yes still psycho, but ah what the hell, it makes me intresting).. wanted to move back to the UK, and now I have everything, because thats what these guys are to me, everything!! I can say that with my hand on my heart.

I finally got a ps2, things are now slowly being replaced from losing everything EVERYTHING I owned in UK.... which means I can replace all the games I miss,,,, yay!!
So bla bla bla, this is probably as serious as I may ever get,,, but now for the important stuff.....
MICHAEL JACKSON IS BACK!!!! He is in London just before my birthday and I am so there, I am gonna take Jean Claude because I wanna share this experience (because thats what it will be, it MJ ffs) with someone who will appreciate the genius for what he is.. a genius!
So this I am really looking forward too, Even giving up the chance to see Depeche Mode this years so I can save up my money,,,,, wish me luck,,,, like I need it, Its Michael fkin Jackson!!

Well lots of new movies coming out very soon, which I will so be giving my opinion on... music too, oooh the passionate music monster that does not pull punches when she thinks something is shit.. hahahaha! Which reminds me, Norway aint half bad for the entertainment value, there is Morten Abel, Kristian Valen and Åge Sten Nilsen.... all very awesome people if I don't mind saying so myself! lol.
Well its 6am, and I am gonna try and fall asleep while watching Jean Claude play on the pc... quite relaxing that can be. absolutely no doubt whatsoever that this blog is gonna be full of shit every day! and if you aint on medication now, you soon fkin will be... For instance, I think the matrix is real for a start, see where my head is at? Lol.
Okay, au revoir for now,
Toodlepip.